The Cub Your Mother Warned You About (jrcubindy) wrote,
The Cub Your Mother Warned You About

Sounds of Irritation

Thanks to my wonderful place of employment, there are pieces of music that will send me into a frothing rage should I hear them. Here's a small list of things I never want to hear again as long as I walk this Earth.

Anything by Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Avril Lavigne, Linda Rondstadt, Phil Collins (with the sole exception of In The Air Tonight), Billy Joel, Gloria Estefan, Rod Stewart, Air Supply, Michael Bolton or Celine Dion

Hopelessly Devoted to You by Olivia Newton-John
Endless Love by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross or the cover by Luther Vandross and Mariah Carey
We're an American Band by Grand Funk Railroad
Cruisin by Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow

At this point let me say that anybody who defiles a Smokey Robinson song by turning it into lite rock or easy listening deserves the most painful torturous death a human mind can possibly devise.

I now return you to the list.

You Better You Bet by The Who
Higher and Higher or All Time High by Rita Coolidge
Let's Get It Started by Black Eyed Peas
Ramblin Man by the Allman Bros. Band
Say You, Say Me by Lionel Richie
Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler
A Whole New World by Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle
Somewhere Out There by James Ingram and Linda Rondstadt
I Don't Have the Heart by James Ingram
On My Own by Michael McDonald and Patti Labelle
Chariots of Fire by Vangelis
I Miss You Like Crazy by Natalie Cole
Time after Time by Cyndi Lauper
Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler
All I Need by Jack Wagner
Waiting For a Girl Like You or I Don't Want to Live (Without You) or I Wanna Know What Love Is by Foreigner
Baby, Come to Me by Patti Austin & James Ingram
Love Will Lead You Back by Taylor Dayne
Never Gonna Let You Go by Sergio Mendes
Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes
If Ever You're In My Arms Again by Peabo Bryson
Slow Hand by The Pointer Sisters
Unbreak My Heart by Toni Braxton
Tonight I Celebrate My Love For You by Peabo Bryson and Roberta Flack
Oops! I Did It Again by Britney Spears
I've Had the Time of My Life by Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
Darkside or Born In the USA by Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
Hurts So Good, Jack & Diane or Cherry Bomb by John Cougar Mellencamp
I'll Never Love This Way Again by Dionne Warwick
Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart
Never Gonna Give You Up or Together Forever by Rick Astley
We Built this City or Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by Jefferson Starship
Precious and Few by Climax
You Light Up My Life by Debby Boone
I Swear by All-4-One
That's Why they Call It the Blues by Elton John
You're So Vain or Nobody Does it Better by Carly Simon
For Your Eyes Only or The Lover In Me by Sheena Easton
You're Still The One by Shania Twain
I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys
That's What Friends Are For by Dionne Warwick, Gladys Knight, Stevie Wonder & Elton John
Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me by Elton John & George Michael

There are (lots of) others, but I can't pin down the titles. Feel free to post some of yours.
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