So here's my movie quote meme.
15 quotes. 3 days. No cheating!
Have fun people!
1. You see, I would rather get shot with one of those pissant .22s than my .38.
2. Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
3. Crabs! You guys got crabs! That's what they called them in my day. You young people.
4. Roberta kept a diary. Great stuff. "Couldn't sleep. Went into kitchen. Gary came in, turned on light. Gary left. Finished birthday cake." Pages of it. It's got to be a cover, nobody's life could be this boring!
7. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!
8. He says he's having a wonderful time and he's thinking of changing his name to Spike.
9.If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.
13. The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.
14. You can't tame what's meant to be wild, doc. It just ain't natural.
15. What, you don't like rice? Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?