The Cub Your Mother Warned You About (jrcubindy) wrote,
The Cub Your Mother Warned You About

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Meme time...

I thought about doing the Friends with Benefits meme, but why torture myself like that?

So here's my movie quote meme.

15 quotes. 3 days. No cheating!

Have fun people!

1. You see, I would rather get shot with one of those pissant .22s than my .38.

2. Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.

3. Crabs! You guys got crabs! That's what they called them in my day. You young people.

4. Roberta kept a diary. Great stuff. "Couldn't sleep. Went into kitchen. Gary came in, turned on light. Gary left. Finished birthday cake." Pages of it. It's got to be a cover, nobody's life could be this boring!

5. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

6. We love premarital sex!

7. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!

8. He says he's having a wonderful time and he's thinking of changing his name to Spike.

9.If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.

10. I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.

11. No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

12. Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

13. The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.

14. You can't tame what's meant to be wild, doc. It just ain't natural.

15. What, you don't like rice? Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?
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