"What the HELL is wrong with you people? Every famous ***** that gets arrested is NOT Nelson Mandela! Yes, the goverment conspires to put a lot of innocent black men in jail on fallacious charges, but R. Kelly is NOT one of those men! We all know the ***** can sing, but what happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums? You wanna help R. Kelly? You a fan of R. Kelly? Then get some counseling for R. Kelly! Introduce him to some older women! Hide his camcorder! But don't act like the ***** is a hero!" - Huey P. Freeman; The Boondocks, "The Trial of R. Kelly"