The Cub Your Mother Warned You About (jrcubindy) wrote,
The Cub Your Mother Warned You About
jrcubindy

The 80% rule is in full effect.


A gentleman called to complain about Minute Maid Light Limeade after trying it for the first time. He says it is too tart. After much finagling, he was offered two coupons as a one-time gift for his loyalty. It was at this point he revealed he had bought 8 cartons.

A man called me to ask what the phone number on the can was for. He thought there would be a tape or something.

A kid called to ask why Full Throttle didn't give him an erection like his friend got from drinking it.

And a beautiful conversation with a woman who found an empty can in her 12 fridge pack:

Coke: It sounds like that can wasn't filled properly during production.

Woman (in argumentative tone): No!!

Coke: Do you think it was filled properly, maam?

Woman (in similar tone): No!

Coke: Ok, then.
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