The Cub Your Mother Warned You About (jrcubindy) wrote,
The Cub Your Mother Warned You About

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Todays lunacy...

I got a call from a woman who started the call by saying that she was going to sue The Coca-Cola Company for not putting the fact that the Nestea products contained caffeine on the label.

She has recently been diagnosed with a caffeine allergy and broke out in hives after drinking some Nestea COOL. She ranted and raved about deception and threatened to sue again and wanted to know why we wouldn't put that on the label.

I calmly and rationally explained to the uppity heifer that since caffeine occurred naturally in tea (which I nicely refrained from telling her was common fucking knowledge), by FDA regulation, it didn't HAVE to be listed on the label.

She promptly hung up.
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