The Cub Your Mother Warned You About (jrcubindy) wrote,
The Cub Your Mother Warned You About

Time again for "Calls That Make You Go.....What The FUCK??????"

One of my co-workers received a call from an elderly woman the other day asking if there were smashed up Smurfs in POWERade Mountain Blast. This was prompted by her grandchildren telling her there were.

A gentleman called the Chick-Fil-A consumer response line during hurricane season upset that a store in Mobile, AL wasn't open for an advertised promotion because the city had been evacuated.

A woman in Detroit, MI called after getting into a fight in a Church's chicken store in 8 Mile. Her blouse had been ripped off and her weave had been ripped out of her head. She wants Church's chicken to pay for the blouse and the weave.

A woman called me to tell me that Bellsouth was in trouble because they wouldn't let people have their other lines. She said that when Jesus came back in 2008, that people would ask him, "Lord, why didn't you call me?" and he would say, "Well, you didn't have your other line".
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