The Cub Your Mother Warned You About (jrcubindy) wrote,
The Cub Your Mother Warned You About

JrCub's Poetry Corner

Naked Trumpet Man - Anonymous

I've got a naked trumpet man next door to me
Whenever he feels like playing he points his bell at me
Through the window I see him playing all day long
I don't wanna see that sight 'cos it's really quite wrong
He's so well endowed it's hard to believe
That an instrument is so damn big- it's bigger than me
He goes...
I've got a dirty peeping Tom next door to me
Every time I play my trumpet he tries to see
My naked body but I hope he knows
The heating's broke and stuck on full and the curtains don't close...
I hope, I pray, he doesn't love me in that way
'Cos after all I'm straight
I think that I'll just move away
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