The Cub Your Mother Warned You About (jrcubindy) wrote,
The Cub Your Mother Warned You About

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Woke up in the morning, gotta thank God,
Don't know why, but today feels kinda odd
No barking from the dog, no smog,
And Momma cooked breakfast with no hog
Got my grub on, but didn't pig out,
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the door,
Thinking "Will I live another 24?"
I gotta go, cuz I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop.
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all,
"Which park are y'all playin basketball?"
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week, fucked around, got a triple double
Freakin brothers every way like MJ
I can't believe today was a good day.

Went to the pad and hit the showers,
Didn't even get no static from the cowards,
Cuz just the other day them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a brother's direction
As he ran the intersection.
Went to Short Dog's house, yo, they watchin Yo! MTV Raps!
"What's the haps on the craps?"
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of homies and watch me break em
With the 7, 7 - 11, 7 - 11, 7, even back door little Joe
Picked up the cash flow
Then we played Bones and I'm yellin "Domino!"
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central LA
Today was a good day.

Left my homies house paid,
Got with a girl that I've been trying to dig since the 12th grade
It's ironic,
I had the brew, she had the chronic,
(The Lakers beat the Supersonics.)
Felt on her big fat fanny,
Pulled out the jammy,
And killed the poonanny.
And my jimmy runs deep, so deep
So deep, put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around 1:00,
She didn't hesistate to call Ice Cube the top gun
Took her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion,
Hit the three wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her butt off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams,
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter lookin for the murder,
3:00 in the morning, got a fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp,
And it said "Ice Cube's a pimp!"
Drunk as hell, but no throwin up
Halfway home and my pager's STILL blowin up,
Today I didn't even have to use my AK!
I gotta say, it was a good day.
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